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Krammer: "hey whatchu guys talkin about"
George: "Some guy offered Jerry some pills"
Krammer, suspiciously interested: "What, like some drugs? That's a bad scene Jerry!"
Jerry: "Not to worry Kramer, I turned him down."
George: "No water. Can't take pills with no water!"
Krammer: "Kind of weak reason to turn down pills, but good on you! I made that mistake once- (dramatically) NEVER AGAIN."
Jerry: "Why am I not surprised?"
Krammer: "Guy claimed he was some new age Indian Yogi, had the robes, whole bit! I was out for three days, and when I came to I was on a fishing boat 30 miles off of Nantucket!"
George: "You never told us you were a longshoreman."
Krammer: "I wasn't. They pulled me in with the catch. Apparently I thought I was a tuna!"
This is more believable to the characters and writing.
And that “turkey kramer…” I can see him as a tuna flopping after being caught. LMAO
https://tenor.com/bZ3R5.gif - Kramer (Seinfeld) Happy Thanksgiving
I can picture this so clearly