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And how am I supposed to eat this soup with no spoon? (media.piefed.world)

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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

A Seinfeld reenactment of other famous movie scenes would be hilarious.

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Jerry: She literally said, "life is like a box of chocolates"?
George: Yes, she said, "you never know what you're gonna get."
Jerry: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"?
George: Word for word.
Jerry: They have a card in them...
George: They have a menu.
Jerry: Right, the little menu card! So you know exactly what you're getting.
George: I told her that.
Jerry: So what did you do?
George: I took that box of chocolates and I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across the Upper West Side. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across Manhattan. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Manhattan. For no particular reason I just kept on going.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In my head I'm hearing George increasingly yelling his lines in this and it's great.

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago

I toyed with the reverse scenario: Lt Dan taking Forrest and Jenny to meet the Shrimp Nazi

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd fuck with The Wizard of Oz where Elaine is Dorothy, Kramer is the Scarecrow, Jerry is the Tin Man, and George is the Cowardly Lion.

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

100%. Newman as the wicked witch, J Peterman or maybe Frank Costanza as the Wizard. Something offensive about Mickey being a munchkin.

Edit: no, Steinbrenner has to be the wizard, right?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The Soup Nazi as the gatekeeper?

[–] Asweet@piefed.ca 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I am also old, and remember that cover of rolling stone

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Bugger. I've never seen this before, but given how seamless the archetypes are, I'm glad someone else made something of it.