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Trump says US being 'invaded by filthy air' as he threatens Canada with tariffs over wildfires (lemmy.ca)

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From BBC News: https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cd9w8xk75ndt Title as of 16:15 EDT.

Posting a screenshot, because it's a live story and the BBC might change the title as the story develops.

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[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If it helps, we actually view you guys as rotten neighbours.

[–] impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Don't send help next time, let us burn.

Also, if possible, let me cross the border when it comes time for that. I'll make cookies and invent new stuff for you! If you give me immunity from international prosecution, I'll share all the IP I already have in my brain.

Want bunkers made of stuff that's four times stronger than concrete for half the price? For the same price, you could build shit that will shrug off modern bunker busters, and would probably survive a direct tactical nuke!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Cool, but we should still be offering to help you fight your fire

[–] Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Thank you, that does help, and I apologize.