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That was me for a bit after a significant relationship. Did not wish to be alone with my thoughts. Was a model employee
He was amazing. He just wanted to be left alone and allowed to crank out work.
Based on this experience I think we should hire people who are in long term relationships and then have a seperate team whose job is to break that relationship for the increased output. /s that is way too evil for me
It can easily go the other way. I had a contact during which I lost a relationship right after losing my dad. Failed to deal with it, and soon after lost the contract too.
Well go find the contract. It's probably in that drawer you throw old papers in