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Pete Hegseth says soldiers over age 30 to be screened for testosterone deficiency (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 6 days ago by bomberesque@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The Onion is truly redundant

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Pete does boner inspections on every base he visits. Viagra is mixed into the food.

To be real though it seems a bit invasive for the government to control the hormones in your body