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Love is letting me cook alone (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 1 week ago by Picasso@sh.itjust.works to c/Couplememes@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't fucking tell me how to chop onions, I've been chopping onions my whole life. I don't care what you saw on YouTube. And, yes, I just cracked an egg on the edge of the bowl, do you SEE any shell in the egg? No. Because I've been cracking eggs that way longer than you've been alive. Go grind sea salt, or something, leave me alone.

That's a toxic spouse. I'm guessing the criticism reaches beyond cooking technique.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was joking, but I see now this isn't a meme community, so maybe I over stepped.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

👌

Blink twice if she's reading this over your shoulder.