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Everyone who actually cooks wants free help, they just want to decide what the other person does, and for that person to otherwise stay out of their way.
Someone's willing to peel / chop for me? Great! They're willing to get an early start on cleaning so I don't have lots of dirty dishes, knives, bowls, and pans cluttering things up? Awesome. Sometimes just a clean pair of hands to open a jar while my hands are goopy is amazing. I'll even accept someone giving a quick stir to something on the stove so it doesn't burn if I'm busy with something else.
But, for it to work, they have to know what they're doing. They have to know what not to do. They can't get in my way, they can't take over something I'm doing, or offer unsolicited suggestions. And, if they take over something I was doing / would have done, they have to do a good job of it.
I work well with my sister. If she's cooking, I'll ask if she needs help, and only do the things that she wants help with, staying out of her way otherwise. But, I hate when my mom is around because she'll do things like snack on the ingredients I'm using, or, even worse, add her own ingredients to something I'm making.
This is not quite universal! My wife in particular does not like assigning people on how to help her, as that is additional cognitive load on how to make someone useful to you, she much prefers people either stay out of her way, or help by just looking with their eyes and see what needs to be done.
Do agree they need to know what they are doing too, having someone who doesn't know how to chop veggies the way you like them and just start doing is definitely no good, but after sometime cooking with your partner you should know what needs doing and how to do it.
Is your wife nuerodivergent? I'm not seeing how communicating is a higher cognitive load than executing the task. It also sounds like you're describing coping skill for managing their behavior. Which is fine, of course but I'm not sure it's common behavior.