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[–] breakfastmtn@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Can move on it's own?! Just what I always wanted! An obnoxious speaker creature that follows me around, "learns" about me, and never shuts the fuck up.

These guys have their fingers on the pulse.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] okcomputer@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago

Absolutely! I would love to spit up a hairball on your rug.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Cats don't learn about you. They learn how to control you. Oh.

[–] breakfastmtn@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Hey, at least cats have the decency to be in charging mode 23 hours a day.

[–] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can move on it's own?!

Nope, there's an underpaid contractor somewhere in India that the company OpenAI outsourced their work to, outsourced their work to.

That person is watching and listening to everything you do and piloting the robot.

But dont worry, OpenAI is training their new robot controller on this person's actions so that soon™ they can terminate their contract with the company that outsourced their stalking to the Indian man now watching you masturbate.

[–] gedfromgont@piefed.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Lmao like the world's first humanoid robot that got announced a few months back. Did anyone even buy these?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

either that or its a phillipines operator.