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TACO on 20% Fee (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Anyone else's eyes just glaze over anytime you see anything he's written? Or when he talks? Or is just on screen for more than .5 seconds? It's like my brain refuses to acknowledge anything from him or about him or else it risks brain damage.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I get physically ill if I have to listen to him speak for more than four seconds

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Literally me when I was watching the election results and he won..somehow. I don't think I lasted more than a minute before my body was physically rejecting listening to him and I had to shut it off.

[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

When he won somehow... Because the Dems caved and declared defeat at like 10pm on election night.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

You can make it 4 seconds? Nice humblebrag

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I cant stand the sight or sound of him. I will be partying on the day.

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have an expensive bottle of champagne to pop on that special day

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hi's not worth it, I'll celebrate with lukewarm tap water.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I got 2 sentences in. Anyone do any better?