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[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A noise cancelling microphone isn't a terrible invention though.

[–] philipp_@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've seen those things 10 years ago when somebody was helping a deaf student in university. Used one of those things to talk to a text to speech engine during the lecture. Seemed to work quite well.

[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I've also seen them on court stenographers and thought they looked cool. Not everyone needs every invention, though.

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Thats true this is just the absolute worst use case scenario i can think of

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They suck, you can't get air into them without destroying the noise cancelling part so you've got to constantly be taking it off to take a breath / running out of oxygen mid sentence

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

You don't have allergies or colds?

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

Your nose in in the mask. It's extremely hard to make a seal around your lips that doesn't include the nose

[–] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mouth breathers hate this device.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The masks all cover your nose too

[–] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 1 points 1 month ago

Oh dang. Yes the photo does indicate that, I see now.