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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dude sweet shes not pregnant

Dude sweet shes not pregnant

Dude sweet shes not pregnant

Lets try for a baby fuck my balls dont work

Lets try for a baby fuck my balls dont work

Lets try for a baby fuck my balls dont work

Oh sweet my balls work!

Dude sweet shes not pregnant

Dude sweet shes not pregnant

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

For men it's always "when are you getting a girlfriend" well, when I stop needing to do all sorts of shit for you and get some time for myself after work and after my own house chores MAYBE I'll have time to socialize BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ONE