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[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You guys all know he’s not liquid like that! (translation: money is fake and he doesn’t actually have a trillion of anything)

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't know that I buy it, we better turn him upside and shake him to see what comes out.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I propose using a juicer instead, just to be sure

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Bring forth the human-sized juicero! We shall squeeze the money out of him!

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He probably has a trillion red blood cells

[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought he drained all his blood

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Schrödinger's oligarch: He is both broke and has more money than God at the same time.

To his baby mommas he’s broke. To his investors he’s God.