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Surprised doctors find 10-inch worm in man's groin during elective surgery (arstechnica.com)

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 85 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was still alive, and slithered and squirmed on the surgical table.

Great.

[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 59 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Google how do I delete someone else’s account

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

*how to delete my eyes

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

If it's Instagram you can ask their AI to do it for you.

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Use a better search like Bing or duckduckgo. googol sucks and was never any good.