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Student pilot successfully lands plane after instructor jumps to death mid-flight (www.dexerto.com)

submitted 5 hours ago by Abyssian@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Flight instructor: "Do your best, lol."

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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (3 children)

I uhh, presume he landed somewhere?

Edit: my point is more about where

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

No. He's still up there.

[–] UniversalBasicJustice@quokk.au 4 points 3 hours ago

Spoiler

If you ignore any information provided by the article and completely bastardize statistics,

There's a 70% chance he ocean'd!

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Well he didn't float away.