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Socks make excellent dipstick wipers, then once well impregnated with oil, they're good for lubing bike chains
Omg.. I remember fixing my bike chain in the freezing winter. Would have been perfect.
And once they’re 51% oil, they’re self-lubricating cum socks.
And when they are so full of dried cum that you can't bend them any more, they make excellent roof shingles