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Anon buys cigarettes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LongLive@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

what is your suggested reply?

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe you could ruin your good looks by dating someone like me.

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago

The best one I can think of would be something like "I get to talk to cute girls more often." But almost anything else would be better

[–] currycourier@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I gotta level the playing field for everyone else somehow