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[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They totally blew it by asking if she was being genuine...

[–] LongLive@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

what is your suggested reply?

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 1 points 4 hours ago

The best one I can think of would be something like "I get to talk to cute girls more often." But almost anything else would be better

Maybe you could ruin your good looks by dating someone like me.