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[–] Johanno@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Flirting and being nice are two different things. However most people don't know that difference. Especially if they never had anyone genuinely being nice to them.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

and lots of service people flirt to get bigger tips, and it's fake AF.

Like every other waitress loves to tell me how young I look for my age. I know they are lying trying to get an extra few bucks. The waiters don't do that...

wait i've read this joke before. the one with a bigger owl?