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Apocalypse Bunker Fails as Wealthy Residents Turn on Each Other (futurism.com)

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[–] GardenGeek@europe.pub 2 points 8 hours ago

,,Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flippin' glorious little sausages. Pen them up together and they will devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature. "

~ Jack Sparrow