this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2026
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Brand New Sentence

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago

Are you the one with the phone the size of a network switch which shipped with a rootkit installed from factory? I saw a post about that recently.

People were like "why?" And the response was "the battery lasts a week on one charge"