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Losing my religion (lemmy.world)

submitted 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) by slaacaa@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Oddly, the two super churchy women I've "been with" ended up leaving the church afterwards. Maybe OP should do a little 🫰🤌🤏 to her 🍑 and see what happens.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

God, emoji are so tainted. Before reading this comment, I thought it was going to be AI slop...

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 1 points 52 minutes ago

I might be a brain in a vat, but I know how to make a woman cry out to God with just my fingers...and then they deconvert.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 hours ago

This dude knows how to do it