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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 40 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

it only took me like 5 years to become chinese, so anything is possible.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

it took sean connery about a week or so in that bond film with the volcano

all it took was eyelid surgery, a haircut, a couple of hours of language classes and a wedding

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

That's about what it took John Wayne to become Mongol.

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

you were caught at a very chinese time of your life