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Losing my religion (lemmy.world)

submitted 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) by slaacaa@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 66 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Tell her you're a demon sent to attack her vagina.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Then you'll have to face off against Pillowpants, and I didn't think you're ready for that

[–] M137@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

Man this made me laugh, thank you!