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[–] nousername@lemmus.org 12 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Hey that's not cool! Being smelly is a strategy for winning! It throws your opponent's off! If I want to stink, I should be allowed to! /s (Joking)

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

There was a (fake) strategy to get people in yu-gi-oh to concede the game, using 2 cards, and covering your hand in your own actual shit.

https://duelingnexus.com/wiki/Yu-Jo_Friendship

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

...........well I'm off to stab my own eyes out and drown myself in a pool of bleach.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 10 hours ago

Part of the meta-game strategy