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There might be a momentary advantage where 2 come out of the gate strong, as they have their stockpiles of weapons and ammo they obsess over. But they'd peter out the moment their blood pressure and cholesterol meds get depleted and the everyone else rolls their eyes and gets to down to business.
“Weapons and ammo stockpiles, you say? Hold my Spotted Cow.”
- The Midwest
Fun/not so fun fact, the two counties in the 48 contiguous states with the most guns per capital are both in Idaho. Then comes Wyoming and Montana. Plus these states are statistically in better physical condition than the south. 2 loses in every scenario, and quickly.
2 has been loosing for generations already.
10am, first day of civil war: everyone goes home for snackies and doesn't come back, citing the heat.