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Anon comes up with a dating strategy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 4 days ago (3 children)

squishier girls are cute and adorable and incredibly lovable too :3 (and awesome to snuggle with)

honestly get real anon uwu

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Muscles are still squishy when relaxed. It's not like Michael Phelps is permanently hard as steel.

Only when he sees you ;3

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I have had numerous women tell me they dated lower body fat guys and found the cuddling to be significantly worse. Getting shredded is not what women generally want you to do it's what guys want you to do.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Need some padding to survive the winter

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

Lass needs some extra buffer to survive the English raiders.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 5 points 4 days ago

I like them a little squishy. Squishy is good. I'm a little squishy too.