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Groomsman 'shoots two' at wedding in row over eating meatballs with his hands | News US | Metro News (metro.co.uk)

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[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wedding receptions can go a little awry if you’re not careful. Down the years they’ve been known to be derailed by drunk bridesmaids, dodgy DJs, shocking speeches and poorly thought-out seating plans. This Wisconsin ceremony, however, takes the (wedding) cake.

Fuck I fucking love cheeky humor in my homicide news. Thank fuck we got writers respectfully smoothing the edges out of the daily gun violence. Gotta laugh, right? Hahahah. Ha. Ha.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago

We’ll stop laughing when americans take it seriously.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No one died.

[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh yes the non-lethality makes it hilarious.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You called it "homicide news" before editing your comment. It is not homicide news.

[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 0 points 20 hours ago

It's attempted homicide news, and it was edited to reflect that. What's your point?