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Befriend her BF, get him into multiplayer gaming, Lego, and Warhammer, and let him ruin his relationship with her as he gets deeper into these hobbies.
That'll show her.
Fuck him too.
Talk them into adoring witch hunter ethos, drop some black library pdfs, then present oneself as a witch to burn on some phallic object.
Why commit him to plastic crack? Why not normal crack?
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrackIsCheaper