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Some of us are stinkier than others. I remember I was once the only man working in a bakery with all women (edit actually there was also a trans man working there but I don't think he was super deep into his transition yet), and they were all somehow surprised that I had to shower every day. Not one of them showered more than every other day, and I genuinely had to convince them that I would not be pleasant to be around if I tried to adopt that habit. Meanwhile I was equally dumbfounded that apparently sporadic showering is far more common than I'd thought.