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God I just know I'd be a messy fucker with one of those... Hmm
FWIW, they make terrible squirt guns.
It wasn't always so... My childhood largely featured an arms race of increasingly ridiculous squirt guns that culminated in some dickhead pissing in a backpack water tank and blasting everyone with a double-barreled multi-nozzled monstrosity.
I used to have really bad taste in friends.
Hey, now, Wakko & Dot're the bomb. ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฅฐ
Quotable moment and I still don't like you,