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There was a point where like thirty different churches claimed to own Christ's foreskin. (lemmy.today)

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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Seeee, my theory explains a lot of inconsistencies about Jesus. A moralistic man from ancient Mesopotamia is just too far fetched. I need to put together a slide show for the pope so we can retcon this.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If Jesus was trans, wouldn't have leaned harder into stereotypical masculity? Maybe that's when he took up carpentry.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking more of an intersex situation.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Could be! Happy reading.

https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/the-eight-genders-in-the-talmud/

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

rabbis also had a tradition that the first human being was both male and female.

These rabbis have obviously been reading my sub stack and have been stealing my ideas. They will be hearing from my lawyer.