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Yes. My Actual Intelligence lives in my head, and runs mostly on coffee.
Just coffee?!? That's cool.
Mine runs on:
If that's not already on a shirt it should be
Mostly on coffee, not exclusively. Noticable amounts of spite & tortilla chips are also present, yes, but... no shame.
Nice!
Do you get many hallucinations?
Only when I'm deprived of coffee.
Would flowers work instead?
No. I'm not dead yet.
I'll make sure to send you flowers, Algernon lol
@SuspiciousCarrot78@aussie.zone this comment is not (directly) for you, I just want it in context.
Before you report someone for breaking rule 1, please look a the context. Specifically, the username someone may be replying to.
LOL.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers_for_Algernon
Looks like someone got big mad over a harmless joke. You love to see it. Sorry they wasted your time.
Eh, its fine. Certainly better than the "I don't like this so I'm going to report it" approach.
critical security bug: if coffee is taken away my head hurts :(
As we know AI stands for "An Indian", so if you're not from India, its actually impossible to self host.
Well, unless you manage to trap one in your basement, but that would violate human rights and hopefully also break the laws of your country.
You may be confusing Indians with gremlins. Which might explain ChatGPTs obsession with gremlins
That doesn't sound artificial.
With sufficient coffee, mine shows considerable artifice.
Plastic flowers.