So you're telling me without alcohol I could have spent my life picking berries before I died of a toothache at 25? And instead I'm reading excel sheets and will die a prolonged death after years of chemo at 85?

Damn alcohol really is the cause of all my problems...

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

No one is forcing you to brush your teeth.

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

True, but its illegal for me to wander my neighborhood and pick berries from "private property"

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Realistically, if you eat out of trash cans you'll have the same experience, and if you're quiet and neat, no one will report you.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Found the racoon