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Boys, don't dev alone or you'll end up with a git log like mine (lemmy.world)

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[–] partofthevoice@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

With my salary, I am boss of my OS. I tell my boss, “you really want me working on that pile of shit? Okay, it’s your time.”

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I didn't make this post to defend someone elses decision and all this thread is doing is assume shit because I got to use windows. Yes, composer takes ages to optimize the autoloads on windows. I know.

You're all just being insufferable to someone forced to use it.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

I mean if you're taking it this seriously, it was probably way more on the nose when I just intended it to be silly.