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Anon loves marvel movies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I need to pee when the movie is over. If I want to sit and contemplate the plot, I can do it on the toilet

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There's at least one app, (RunPee) and probably some websites, that will tell you the best time to take a quick mid-movie break. I usually pick a big fight scene myself because there's less dialogue/plot development and the outcome will be apparent on my return. I do miss the theater from my childhood that piped the soundtrack in to the bathrooms.

[–] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

RunPee was a godsend back when I was actually watching movies in theaters

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Surely the best time to pee is during the credits....

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Not if you can't make it that long. And having to leave during the big climax is the worst.