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‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment (www.independent.co.uk)
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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is why I buy the ranch powder in bulk.

https://www.costco.com/p/-/hidden-valley-ranch-homestyle-seasoning-dip-and-salad-dressing-mix-20-oz/100654735

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Powder?? 🤢

[–] ScientifficDoggo@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

Bro add some ranch powder to your fried chicken breading.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Oh, bro. It's soooo goooood.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Mix it with sour cream and dip wavy potato chips in it.

[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Brother's username is CANNED. TUNA. and he's making barf emojis over a seasoning mix lmao

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Preserved fish is a bit different than dehydrated buttermilk + herbs.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but imagine if you mixed them together mmmmm

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

NORMAL HUMAN PICNIC.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Powder was like the original way they sold it, I thought! You mixed it in fresh at home!

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

TIL. Never knew that. What’s the water ratio??

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Milk and mayonnaise, no water lol. For a packet that I have, one cup milk, one cup mayonnaise, and one packet. Mix well. Chill to thicken, serve cold!