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[โ€“] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

There: ๐Ÿซด๐Ÿ”ช

Pick your side.

[โ€“] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I am for smacking the seagulls. One smack is enough. Beating it to death or slamming into a wall is overkill.

[โ€“] jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

It's still senseless, while being willfully cruel and violent; it's just a smaller magnitude in the same wrong direction.

[โ€“] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I don't think so. It's my food and if a seagull comes in to steal it it's getting smacked away. It is the way of life. You think a different animal would let a seagull steal its food? I doubt it. And my benevolence only stretches so far.