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Obviously satire, dozy wankers
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To be fair you could probably one punch a seagull and one punch seems completely reasonable for something stealing your pastry.
Animal cruelty is a sign of psychopathy. You're probably kidding, but the idea triggers me a little
I can't bear it, would you please clutch my pearls for me?