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[โ€“] phoenixz@lemmy.ca -1 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

... Why do you have this need to harm animals for behaving like animals? Did your mother not love you or something?

Seriously, you think it's normal wanting to kill animals just because something a few of them did annoyed you?

They didn't attack you

They didn't shit all over you

And even if they did... It's animals doing their thing, just let them. Whatever you think these birds did to you I guarantee you that humanity has treated them a hundred times worse. If anything, birds do have a reason to kill us

[โ€“] Mpatch@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

You forget, we are animals. And deep inside we still have those primal moments. Where don't fuck with my chip or I'll fuck you into the afterlife.

[โ€“] iocase@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 hours ago

Found the Jainist

[โ€“] 0x0@infosec.pub 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Why are you trying to lecture that animal about animals? Did he shit all over you?