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[–] vrek@programming.dev 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that is neither and was a text I sent last week when drunk...

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Its cool that alcohol brings out your superpower of on-the-fly encryption

[–] vrek@programming.dev 7 points 14 hours ago

Cool... Crippling addiction... You say tomato I say... cries self to sleep