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I remember when I thought being more efficient would result in less work.
The trick is to not let anyone know you're being too efficient. Automate an 8-hour job down to a minute, say you finished it in 7.
you must'a made the mistake of finishing something early or showing-off your 'optimizations'
The trick is to tell absolutely nobody then poke your mouse every few mins to make Teams think you're still online while playing games or reading. Or so I'm told.
place your mouse on a analog watch, trust me
That's pretty genius, and I happen to have one a foot away from where my mouse usually hangs out lol. I'll...tell my friend.