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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was once browsing a food/produce open air market right near closing time. A merchant asked me if I wanted to buy two whole pineapples, for $1.00. I said yes.

Then I took them home and ate two whole pineapples in one sitting (after I peeled and sliced them).

My stomach hated me for several days.

[–] TisI@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pineapple hates me. I just can't eat it anymore because it burns my tongue and throat for several hours after I eat it. You have balls, man!

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Oh god yes. My mouth and throat were raw. Still worth it.

[–] WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

That's hilarious. (but delicious)

Pineapple bites back. I tried drinking whiskey and eating fresh pineapple once and screamed and threw my glass down