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[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah they really don't understand anything related to biology.

Good thing that DNA, genitals and gender are always 100% correlated right.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

These folks wouldnt mind a hard filter that eliminates all cases where those aren't correlated.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Repubs just wanna make sure the children they are about to rape are genetically boys, I think, since girls just don't get the blood pumpin for them.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah they really don’t understand anything related to biology.

BuT It's bAsIc bIoLoGy!!

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Man oh man, advanced biology is gonna blow some minds!