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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Nah, he's just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much.

Watch, I'm gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"Why do they call them cookies and not bakies?"

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

"Why do you bake cookies and cook bakies?"

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Trying to remember if they left themselves turned on.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they'll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That's why there's a metal plate above the sink now. Don't ask.