this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2026
219 points (91.6% liked)
Brand New Sentence
199 readers
541 users here now
Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.
- Be cool to each other.
- Post title must be the sentence.
- Link for context if possible.
- Tag NSFW where applicable.
I'm looking for another mod, someone chill. DM me if you're interested.
founded 2 weeks ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
The OPs' sentence? Yes clearly.
Yours? I'm not entirely convinced. Or at least it's not only a hyperbole, given your other comments in this thread.
What.
"Goon crazy style" is slang for watching porn. It also happens to be a hyperbole, since watching porn clearly isn't as bad as jerking yourself to a medical condition.
What should the non-hyperbolic version of "let’s compare dropping bombs to reading about the war." (assuming that's the sentence) have been?
To me it appears that you tried making a comparison of VerilyFemme's comment under a wrong assumption (eg. that it was about public masturbation), and now are trying to cover it up by calling it a hyperbole.
Anyway, as you stated I'm here to laugh, and not to write reports about misunderstandings taken to the next level.
I polled my friends and family. We all agree gooning it is slang for jerking it, even my mom said so.
I didn't misunderstand anything.
Gooning always meant masturbating to me.