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Oh no the witch letters have formed the horny configuration! (lemmy.today)

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz -5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Men get visible boners, women don't.

Unless you have a thermal camera, there's no way to know what she's reading (if it's on an e-reader at least)

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Men get visible boners

In pretty rare cases (huge dick or no underwear + very thin fabric of pants)

[–] Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 hours ago

...that's definitely not the case for everyone. But count yourself lucky that it isn't visible for you. Highschool + puberty is pretty miserable otherwise.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

TIL I have a huge dick. Or maybe my denim jeans aren't as thick as I thought they were?

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Or maybe your boner isn't so visible

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 hours ago

I wish that were so...