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[–] seblin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yea it's why I use the word cycle. In a meeting and the PM says "can we bring this in next sprint?" I reply "not sure about the next cycle, but after that one for sure.". So far I've been subtly nudging multiple people to shift away from using the word sprint

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Good job, may your quest succeed.