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[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I've had someone point out a shoplifter because they thought I looked like an off-duty cop

I was very offended

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 days ago

Thank you, I'll take care of this.

Immediately tell our new friend to be more discreet.

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago

That's bad on two levels, first how dare they insult you like that but also, no, they did not see anyone shoplifting (unless this was in a mom & pop shop)

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago

Damn... That would ruin my whole week.

I would respond by saying "I didn't see a shoplifter"

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hope you don't drive a ford

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Definitely not

[–] SchadeMarmelade@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

Time for a make over, yay!