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[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 13 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Well if you want to suck a dick you can just say so. No need to make up some convoluted reasons to avoid licking pussy.

[–] bendovertherainbow@fedinsfw.app 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

probably not at the same time

[–] espentan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That sounds like a challenge.

Put them together with a loose interpretation of "suck"?

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