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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a paramedic (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So do it after Dad dies is what I'm reading.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dad, Mom, sibs, close friends, person who's nice to you at the bus stop, and of course the person you hate most in the world

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mom is already dead so that's one name off the list.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Be careful keeping a list with names ticked off or crossed out, that may raise suspicion.

[–] FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Especially when you only cross them off after they're dead.